What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
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We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
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Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
It's not a walk of shame if you run
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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