I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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