So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
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It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
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Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
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