i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
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Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
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Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
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