it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
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