Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
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I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
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Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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