when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
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