More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
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okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
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