whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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