would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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