fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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