I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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