yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
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you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
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Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
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