Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
tequila makes me forget i have legs
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Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
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I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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