Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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