Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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