The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
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Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
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i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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