wrigley field is MILF paradise
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
try to milk me bitch
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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