So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
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she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
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Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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