Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
when i woke up i was missing $380 from my bank account
damn...impressive bar tab
no i guess i bought a gasoline powered blender off ebay, i need a breathalyzer for my computer
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
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doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
my being single is dangerous.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
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He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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