He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
i need some magic done to my vagina
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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