Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
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