dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
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Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
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I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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