Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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