Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
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Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
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It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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