So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Randomize
