I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
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I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
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Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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