Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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