have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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