we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
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Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
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the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
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