I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
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first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
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Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
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