Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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