Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
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Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
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One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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