He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
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Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
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Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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