So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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