So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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