Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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