So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
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Are my feet made of real feet?
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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