the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
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i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
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This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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