Your dad touched me again.
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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