What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
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Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
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At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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