Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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