Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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