When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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