Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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