So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
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He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
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its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
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