If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
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