i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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