The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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