What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
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I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
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Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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