she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
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There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
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We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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