Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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