And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
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