Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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