Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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