okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
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